#makes sense because he is my little meow meow
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if alastor wasnât literally a deer iâd call him cat-coded. man wants attention so so bad but cannot possibly be direct about it. he just shows up places and hopes in his stupid little demon heart that everyone will ask him where heâs been and what heâs doing
#â àŒ cosmic.wind: other â#reminds me of when cats meow for attention & look away as soon as you look back#then expect you to shower them with love even though they act unbothered#makes sense because he is my little meow meow#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin spoilers#just in case#alastor the radio demon
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I will be the first to admit I'm not the best at drawing animal or furry characters, but I wanted to get something scribbled down in my Non-Goof style, anyway. Plus, I've been enjoying the many reference pages folks were posting of their own designs for the Lamb and Narinder, so, uh. Here's mine, I guess! ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
do not comment on how long narinder's tail is or i swear to the lamb i will make it even longer next time >:]
#fanart#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#narilamb#tagging the ship because Your Honor They're Married#teeny tiny lamb and big boi narinder is my weakness leave me alone DX#i gave narinder a stupidly long tail because my own cat has a stupidly long tail and i make fun of him for it all the time#this is important to me for A Reason - which is that i enjoy adding even more reasons for people to make fun of narinder#he is my special boi and my poor little meow meow and thus i must violently shake him like he's the world's shittiest maraca#why else would i give him a long majestic cloak but then just have him wear a stupid turtleneck tunic under it and no fukken pants#there is no way that asshole has any sense of fashion - he has been out of touch with it and reality for at least one (1) millennium#anyway narinder's cloak can definitely be pulled closed to look like his standard in-game attire#also shh the lamb has plenty of wool to cover them and thus doesn't need any Censor Leaves#do NOT cite them for public indecency because that is racial discrimination against sheep and thus It Is W R O N G#btw i know i draw the lamb kinda cutesy-feminine but i promise you their gender is an eldritch void#VOID I SAY#what's in their pants? a knife#the time knife specifically (that's the eldritch part)#it might look like narinder has yaoi hands here but that's just because he's Bein' Spooky#i swear i headcanon him with normal size hands XD#also i finally drew scars on his wrists!!! i DO headcanon him with those but i try to keep designs simple in my Goofs Style lmao#once again i should be asleep
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Johnny/Kenshi but there never was a Mortal Kombat, Johnny just met him at one of his travels to Japan and now they're married, on a honeymoon. Soft morning with Kenshi kissing top of his head and caressing his body when Johnny lifts his head to ask why Kenshi keeps him around only to be answered; "darling, I wanted to have you all for myself like a cute little pet from the first time we met."
#johnshi#Johnny cage#kenshi takahashi#Johnny/kenshi#i stole this sentence from 'Gone With The Wind' book hehe#looks so alike them in a way!#Kenshi being as Rhett kinda makes sense ok#isn't that right so? imagine have Johnny for yourself. so how you gonna describe him?#your bulky badass boyfriend? no!! he'll be your little meow meow always seeks attention and pets from you!#he's so fragile and so wholesome and so pretty!#also has cat vibes to me hehe#Kenshi having to carry him most of times because Johnny just feels not in mood for walking#I want to put this boy between soft feathers and spoil the hell out of him hhhnn!#just look at him!!!#so precious. so pretty!#he can be your boyfriend but you'll call him 'my babygirl'#he's also that type of asking 'will you still love me if I was a worm' type#mk1#mortal kombat#mortal kombat characters
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okay im still thinking about saiki snorting when he laughs..
its just.. nice.. and it makes sense!! because you tend to snort when youre trying to hold your laugh in, which he definitely always does.. so after a bit, he did it so much that he just developed the snort as a regular thing, even when he isnt trying to hold it in..
#his mom hears him laugh for the first time since he was a kid and oh my GOD she DIES at how cute it is#it drives his friends crazy too#im projecting a little because ive always had a bit of a snort laugh and just in the past year its gotten a lot more noticeable lol#but it really does make sense#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#meows post
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Pathetic!Kimhan truthers rise up đ
#baby-dom chay you are my confidante my best friend my silly rabbit.#for legal reasons this is a lightheated jokey post :')#but it is also what I do every time đ#I dont know if its because it orders them Chay/Kim on ao3 so when the dom/sub tag is there im like OH MY GOD YES FINALLY LETS FUCKING GO#rare dom-sub variations my beloved#alas.................. people look at kim and think ''hot.'' instead of ''sopping wet pathetic little meow meow''#the power that d/s chay/kim has.#Kimhan 'needs to be in complete control' Theerapanyakul#utterly picked apart by Porchay 'broke down all of Kims careful defenses by accident' Kittisawadt#it just makes sense!!!!!#credit to tumblr user kinnbig for the meme#negative credit for being too much of a puthy to post it tho đ#that said my wife does have significantly more followers than me to be angy in the inbox and she does not want that smokeđ#I however needed this on my blog more than my peace and sanity#anyway sub!kim is my hill to die on#youre telling me you dont look at Kimhan Theerapanyakul and want him held down by the throat??#you think he doesnt deserve to be pinned to a wall???#thats like enrichment for him??? he loves it#its perfect. Kim finally doesnt have to be in control and Chay finally gets to!! its just such a neat exploration of trust!!#something something eroticising vulnerability after years of being forced to be stoic and invulnerable and emotionally cut off đ#the fandom can barely handle sub!Kim so let me stay completely silent on my sub!Vegas thesis....... but like...... đ#anyway!! babygirlify that man#put that man on his knees agenda đ
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Started watching hxh 99 with a friend tonight weâre so close to 99 killua funny moments truly beginning i feel the 99 killua autism taking hold of me aaghhh uaaghh uuoogghh clutches my cursed eye gguhhh
#yes killua is maybe. peak fiction to me. i mean it. largely because of things that are beyond the scope of 99#but god 99 killua. what an. interesting little critter.#hes just kind of a different character in my head. to be honest#and i think that makes sense like these are different incarnations of these characters.#and 99 really tries to do a lot more with them⊠definitely killua and leorio at least. kurapika too later in yorknew. but not⊠as drastic#from what i remember idk its been a little while.#but yeah like⊠i think its interesting how they tried to expand on these characters from how little they knew about them. its really cool.#and for killua they just. the increased how Killua he is. hes sillier edgier sweeter. cuter creepier. sadder (BY EARLY HXH STANDARDS. LOL)#the kat goes meow
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[Screenshot from the 11.04 Baby script, which can be found here]
heâs a maniac
#The Doylist perspective says that Jensen wore the shorts to shoot the scene even though they're scripted as being out of frame#because he was committing to the bit#and the bit written into the script was just some fun lighthearted silliness#like Sam just says ''what's with the shorts?" so they could honestly have been board shorts or something#given that he's washing the car that would make sense#but Jensen was correct and right to wear tiny denim cutoffs for this#(a classic case of him Getting Dean and also of Dean taking control of the vessel)#But anyway all that aside I like to go with the Watsonian perspective#which involves remembering that this episode happened during a time when Cas was living full time in the bunker#being the saddest little meow meow of all while Dean worried about him while still feeling guilty for the MoC fight last season#which ultimately means that Dean chose to wear these slutty little cut offs (honorific) with the full knowledge#and dare I say hope!!!#that Cas might wander in and catch a glimpse of the show at any given moment#also in my heart i know that the true reason for dean deciding to thoroughly wash the car in those shorts was ghostfacer-effected out#(he was initially just like... reclining suggestively on the hood in the shorts for like an hour waiting for cas to walk past)#(when that didn't happen he climbed down and noticed he'd made the hood all smudgy)#(this isn't headcanon btw these are true facts dean winchester just told me himself via an inter-dimensional telephone >_>)#i pasted in a screenshot of the script because it still delights me that robbie was like#''dean is having a one man wet-tshirt and shorts party but none of that is visible on screen... sorry ladies and gents''#i rambled in these tags oops#on some level i am always deanposting#the deancas of it all#fandom: supernatural
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Never ever read a reddit thread on a book or a fictional character
#If you think raskolnikov is pure evil and felt no guilt i dont even know what to say#Favorite take was that#He didnt make sense because he didnt want to get caught but did things that would get him caught which didnt make sense and was unrealistic#Piled on with he doesnt feel guilt. It is killing me. WHAT...!!!#huhhh!!!!#I understand what people say by media literacy dying and all of that. Oh my word.#Floyd.txt#I am being so much more annoying elsewhere if you lure me into talking about him well. Lets just say i have opinions.#I am happy to discuss...!#It is funny i did dislike him at first then im slowly like ohhhhhh#Pathetic little meow meow#I was looking to see if anyone else had a thought and got sucked in to seeing bad opinions.
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Genuinely thinking Haarlep was ordered by Raphael to tell us the passcode to his safe. Haarlep in the post game letter tells us they were sworn to secrecy and with devil contracts being as thorough as they are, I dont think Haarlep would have been physically capable of telling us unless they were allowed to. Plus, it could be why theyâd be insistent of telling us even if we donât ask/comment on Raphaelâs sex instead.
Weâre told Raphael knew we were there, let us trounce around the House, Haarlepâs power means Raphael knew someone was having sex with them. If our soul is stolen then technically the other party members could accomplish defeating the Absolute and Raphael would just keep us as a new toy. Or we could kill Haarlep which means no more distractions for Raphael.
I think itâs fit for the son of the Lord of Contradictions to purposely want us to go to the House of Hope and all but give us the key to our freedom while also Not wanting us to take it. He's playing cat and mouse just to see how far we would take things. He only gets upset if we steal the contract/hammer/Hope from him. The rest of the House, even the Archivist basically lets us unless weâre stupid enough to do it right in front of them without hiding at all in which theyâd be forced to act.
#'why would he do that that doesnt make sense' correct.#the devil who says he hates children taking a shine to mol. the devil who says he hates kittens constantly saying a cat rhyme.#AND meows. hes my little meow meow.#as a devil hes upset/angry when Chaos occurs because devils are lawful#which is also why the devil/demon Blood War is waging - avernus used to be a temptational paradise before the war - demons are chaotic#he tells us hes angry we stole from him but he specifically points out our meddling caused the House to fall to chaos and disarray
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My cat likes you
Pairing: Lee Know x gn!reader
Genre: fluff
Summary: your cat is behaving strangely lately and a walk outside your apartment shows you exactly why.
Warnings: none
A/N: I saw a video on Instagram with a cat rubbing on the floor when they saw a cute guy and I was like "why is this so Lee Know coded?" And had to make something like that with him heheheh
It's been a few days since your cat started behaving strangely, she'll wake you up early in the morning meowing at your roomâs door. At first you thought she did that because she was hungry, but when you put food in her bowl she ignores it and keeps meowing.
You realized then, that she wanted you to follow her as she twirled and rubbed on the floor. She would wait for you at the door and would keep scratching it, waiting for you to open it.
âIt's too early for a walk, Bo-miâ, you tell her, shaking your head and turning around, going back to your bed to try and sleep a little bit more before work.
She keeps insisting on the early morning walks, but you don't give in, you can't have her get used to going out when it's still time for you to be sleeping.
After a few days, Bo-mi starts having that same behavior late at night, when you are already in bed, ready to go to sleep. She meows for minutes straight until you get up and walk with her to the door.
âBo-mi, we can't go out now, I'm already in my pjsâ, you sigh, patting her. But she keeps scratching the door and meowing for you to go out. âTomorrow is Friday, okay? So I can stay up late to take you out for a walkâ, you tell her before going back to your room.
You spend the next day trying to figure out why she's acting this way. You think about the possibility of her being sick, but she's eating and drinking water normally and she's sleeping the same amount as she always did. Her last check up wasn't even two months ago, even so, you should definitely make an appointment with the veterinarian.
You arrive at home and Bo-mi comes running to you, purring and rubbing herself on you. After you pet her, she goes back to the couch, getting comfortable there again, she doesn't even try to go to the door. Why does she just want to go out when it's late? Or early in the morning? Itâs just strange.
Thinking too much about it won't help you find out what's going on, so you give up on the thoughts and just go to the bathroom to take a shower and put on some comfortable clothes since you have to take the lady of the house for a walk in a few hours.
Everything kind of makes sense when you open the door and Bo-mi goes running to the corridor, however, she stops at your neighbor's door, sniffing a bit. The sound of the elevator takes you out of your thoughts and your cat walks in that direction finding a strange man coming out of the elevator.
He looks at her and smiles, trying to go past her but she throws herself in the ground, showing her belly to him and rubbing herself on the floor.
Before you can speak, the guy bends down, petting and making her meow. You look at your watch to see that he's arriving at the exact time that Bo-mi tries going out every night. The weirdest thing is that she hates strangers, especially men.
âIâm sorryâ, you finally get out of your head to say something, âshe has been acting strangely latelyâ
âIt's okayâ, he says, without looking at you. Hypnotized by your cat's little meows and cuteness. âI actually saw her on the balcony one of these days, but couldn't pet her because of the distanceâ, he chuckles. âWhat's her name?â
He finally looks at you when asking that and for a moment it seems like the world stops for the both of you. He's the most handsome man you have ever seen in your entire life, with cute boba eyes and an innocent look.
âIt's Bo-miâ, you tell him, feeling your cheeks a bit warm.
He clears his throat, petting your cat for the last time before standing up again, fixing his clothes. He didn't look at you at first, but you are so pretty it actually left him speechless and that is a hard thing to achieve. He was even going to make a joke about cats, but couldn't even manage to get that out while looking at your face.
âI'm sorry to ask, but do you also go out around five a.m.?â You ask out of nowhere, making him look at you suspiciously.
âYeah, why?â
âBecause I think my cat is in love with youâ, you tell him, pointing at Bo-mi, rubbing herself on his legs. âShe always tries to go out around five in the morning or at this time of the night, I guess she wanted to see you againâ
You really understand Bo-mi on that, you would also want to see him everyday if you had the chance.
âOhâ, he smiles, âI'm Minho by the way, I moved here two weeks agoâ, he says pointing to his apartment.
âI'm y/nâ, you give your hand for him to shake, âI know it's weird to ask this, but can I bring her out sometimes so she can see you?â You ask, shyly, making Minho chuckle.
âYeahâ, he nods, âmaybe you can also meet my catsâ, he says, feeling his ears warming up. âI mean, in a housewarming party, of courseâ, he completes.
âI would love thatâ, you smile and he feels like he could melt just with that, âI'll take her home nowâ, you catch Bo-mi in your arms even though she struggles to get out of your grasp and go back to Minho, âI'll wait excitedly to meet your catsâ
Minho watches you go into your apartment, waving to him before closing the door. Now, how the hell does a housewarming party even work?
#lee know scenarios#lee know imagines#lee know x y/n#lee know x you#lee know x reader#stray kids lee know#skz lee know#lee know scenario#lee know imagine#skz x y/n#skz x you#skz x reader#skz scenarios#skz imagines#stray kids scenarios#k-labels#stray kids imagines#skz fluff#lee know fluff
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Battinson on SNL
Idk how popular Saturday Night Live is outside of the US so there will be some links for context. That said, as a New Jersey native, I think Battinson would totally watch the show. And since he's a celebrity...đ
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To promote WEâs newest charity fund, Alfred signs Bruce up to be a guest host on SNL (Ă la this post) The announcement is made, and everyoneâs like âoh this is going to be a disaster. That man canât even hold eye contact or speak a full sentence without crying.â
But oh, thatâs why itâs so funny.
Now, hear me out. Bruceâs strengths are displayed best when heâs himself. Thatâs why heâs so popular in Gotham. Thatâs why the internet calls him Relatable TM and a Disaster (Affectionate) and âPoor Little Meow Meow.â Itâs his âš essence âš
But he tends to get overwhelmed or self-conscious onstage, right? Because he canât be Himself himself if he has time to overthink something. So after a few meetings with Bruce, the writers of SNL figure out the perfect way to keep Bruce from getting anxious.
They decide to load this episode with as many skits where Bruce plays different caricature-like versions of himself as possible. The objective? Make him break character and laugh so he doesnât overthink. And if he breaks character, heâll still technically be in character because heâs playing himself, you know? Genius.
So thatâs how they go about structuring the show. During the few days they have to write, they decide to take everything about Bruceâs public image and either ramp it up to 11 or turn it on its head.
He speaks quietly? Turn it into a running gag. He dresses in all black? Make him emo. He tips well? Add that in too. Heâs âdepressedâ and âsad?â Literally, all he does on screen is laugh and break character. Whatâs not to love?
Of course, Bruce also gets to decide what skits are in each episode as well. (Refer to this if you have no idea how SNL works.) He loves the idea, though, and he has a surprisingly dark sense of humor which bleeds into some of the sketches. They add in a few skits without him, and theyâve got their lineup.
Itâs the wildest episode of the season. Here are the highlights:
OPENING MONOLOGUE
Itâs the big night, everyoneâs excited to see Bruce Wayne hosting a live sketch comedy show with no idea how it will turn out.
To begin his monologue, Bruce walks on, opens his mouth to start talking, and immediately two cast members appear as stagehands to set up six microphones in front of him. He is already struggling to keep himself together.
Bruce: âYou may be wondering why Iâm host- Cast Member: *adds one more tiny microphone to his chest* Bruce: âYou may be wondering why Iâm hosting tonight.â
Itâs working. The audience loves it.
Halfway through, Kate McKinnon comes out in a dark cloak with a chalice. âYour sustenance, my lord.â *sees camera* âOh. Sorry. Carry on.â And she shambles off. Bruce has to take a second before continuing.
Bruce knows when (most of) the jokes come. Itâs literally on the cue cards, but he still falls into a fit of giggles.
There are a few more gags, including Lex Luthor peeking out from behind the band set-up, all teasing the show to come.
Overall, an amazing way to set the tone for the episode. Expectations have been set. Then the skits begin!
(Oh but before I forget: During every single live skit with Bruce, the writers have scheduled for one of the cast members to run in dressed as a stagehand and put an extra mic on him. They do not tell him when it will happen.)
SKIT #1
Between the monologue and the first skit, he has to do a really fast quick change, but to everyoneâs surprise, Bruce is a natural. (Huh, wonder why.)
The skit is called Gotham PTA Meeting. We open in a meeting room full of stereotypical PTA moms setting down baked goods and gossiping. And apparently, there is a new PTA member attending today đ
Right as the meeting starts, he enters. Bruce walks in wearing the most emo get-up imaginable. Heâs got a Nirvana shirt, a comical amount of eyeliner, black skinny jeans, chain accessories, metal rings, AND a clip-in extension to give him fringe.
Someone immediately runs in and puts another mic on him.
PTA Mom: âOh, Bruce! You made it! Did you bring a snack?â Bruce: âI brought lemon bars.â PTA Mom: âWhy are they black?â Bruce: âThey match my soulâŠtheyâre also vegan.â
He talks like a moody teenager. HE CONSTANTLY has to brush the fringe off to the side to read the cue cards. And because thereâs so much eyeliner and heâs sweating a bit from the lights, it starts running everywhere.
PTA Mom: âBruce, youâre a little quiet. What are your thoughts on increasing the school lunch budget?â Bruce: *eyeliner dripping down his chin* âI think itâs a great idea.â
SKIT #2
For a pre-filmed skit, they bring back the Chad character with Pete Davidson.
Itâs 2 am, and Chad is working at a 24hr drug store in Gotham. Heâs reading Twilight (the book is upside down) when the lights begin to flicker.
He turns around and tries the light switch, turns back around, and JUMPSCARE itâs Bruce dressed as Edward from Twilight.
Yes, he IS sparkly.
Bruce is awkwardly holding a bunch of items, all concerning. He plops down a few knives, several raw meats, Sudafed. Chad: âOh hey.â Bruce: O_O âIâd like to check out please.â Chad: âLit.â
Chadâs âNo Fucks Givenâ energy and Bruceâs âPlease Do Not Perceive Meâ energy clash like titans. The whole skit centers around it.
Bruce: *sweating bullets* âOh. Youâre reading Twilight?â Chad: âJust the title.â Bruce: *throws the book through the window at lightning speed* âItâs not very good. You should probably read something else.â Chad: *shrugs* âOkay.â
Chad: âID?â Bruce: âID? For what?â Chad: âSudafed.â Bruce: âOh. I donât really need that, actually.â Chad: âAlready scanned it.â Bruce: âHaha. Of course.â *awkwardly produces a scroll from his pocket that says Bruce Wayne DOB: 1901* Chad: âOkay.â
Bruce checks out, Chad picks up a porno mag or something, and we see Bruce turn into a bat and fly off through the window behind him.
SKIT #3
The next skit they have is Celebrity Family Feud: Billionaires Edition. Again, Bruce plays himself, but heâs more of a background character. Instead, the skit makes fun of billionaires as a whole.
Bruceâs team consists of Kylie Jenner, Lex Luthor, and Oliver Queen. So just imagine three Lucille Bluths standing beside one another.Â
Bruceâs bit? He just keeps handing cash to Steve Harvey every time he breathes in his direction.
Host: "We got the richest man in the world: Bruce Wayne!" Bruce: *hands him a roll of cash* Host: "Oh, whatâs this for?" Bruce: "Itâs your tip. I always tip." Host: "Oh, Mr. Wayne, you donât usually tip the show host. Iâm also a millionaire myself." Lex Luthor: *snatches it* "Well, if youâre not going to use it, I willâŠfor charity, of course." Host: "Uh huh, whatever helps you sleep at night."
Just a ton of fun quips, the usual.
At some point, Harvey says, âThatâs batty.â Bruce: *ducks* âWhere?!â Host: âOh, I donât mean Batman. Heâs not here.â Bruce: âYou donât know that.â
This time, the mic bit is a bit different.
Host: âWe asked 100 billionaires: How much does a loaf of bread cost? Top three answers are on the board.â Bruce: *hits buzzer* Host: Bruce, your answer is? Cast Member: *runs in with a megaphone and holds it in front of Bruce* Bruce: âTEN DOLLARS?â
Board dings! That was the #1 answer
Brucie Wayne for the win
SKIT #4
Next is a skit that dares to ask Gotham, âWhy would anyone live here?â
The skit begins with someone opening a press conference for Wayne Enterprises. âAnd now presenting: Bruce Wayne!â Bruce walks inâŠ
But itâs not him. Instead, itâs one of the cast members dressed in a black suit with horribly gelled brown hair.
Everyone in the audience is wondering where the actual Bruce is before another cast member runs onstage crying, âHelp! Help! Iâve just been robbed! Somebody call Batman!â
A mini version of the bat-signal lights upâŠ
We hear some generic hero music playâŠ
And there he is: Bruce Wayne dressed in a horribly cheap Batman costume
(They got the cowl ALL wrong btw)
Bruce puts his hands on his hips in a weird superhero pose. Bruce: âIâm Batm-â Cast Member: *runs out to attach another mic to his costume* Bruce: ââŠ.Iâm Batman!â
Cue all of the gags and digs against Batman. The fake Bruce faints then starts crying under a table. Someone calls Batman a furry. Bruce is barely keeping it together the whole time. Lord help him, but he asked for it. He approved the skit.
Bruce: âLooks like a job for my bat taser!â Cast Member: âIsnât that just a taser with a bat on it?â Bruce: *whispers* âYou shut your mouth.â
He saves the day, the police take the thief into custody, then Batman myStErioUsly disappears. Bruce: âLook over there!â *runs off* Cast Member: âOh my gooood, how did he do that?â
CLOSING SEGMENT
Finally, they have the Weekend Update where Bruce comes on as himself for the final time.
Since they got his permission, the writers switch out some of Bruceâs jokes last minute. (Think Bill Haderâs Stefon which notoriously caused him to break character because the writers would mess with his cue cards.)
News Anchor: âHere to promote his newest humanitarian project: Bruce Wayne!â âMr. Wayne, what a pleasure to see you today.â Bruce: âThank you. This is probably the longest Iâve been out of the house.â News Anchor: âSince the Riddler catastrophe?â Bruce: âSince ever.â
News Anchor: âSo Mr. Wayne! Before you make your announcement, any life updates?â Bruce: âYes, actually. Just a few days ago, I adopted five- *starts losing it* five more children.â News Anchor: âWow, really? So you have eight kids now.â Bruce: âUh huh. *tears streaming down his face* One more orphan and I get the tenth one free.â
News Anchor: âSo where can people find you online?â Bruce: âWell, I donât have social media because Iâm afraid of people, but sometimes Iâm on Twitter.â News Anchor: âWhat about a phone call?â Bruce: âOh no, phone calls- *giggle* phone calls give me fainting spells.â
Itâs a great way of finishing the show, with the most genuine version of Bruce. Then, he gets to whatïżœïżœs really important!
News Anchor: âSo if they canât reach you on social media or on the phone, what else can our viewers do, Mr. Wayne?â Bruce: âThey can donate to the Wayne Foundationâs newest charity called The Arts Initiative. It funds programs for the arts in underdeveloped school districts nationwide. Iâve already donated $30 million, and Iâve pledged to match every dollar donated within the next week.â
And thatâs what heâs here for :) They share a link for where and how to donate. The anchors praise him for his charity, which he deflects because he can definitely afford this, and the 90-minute broadcast is over.
The camera pans away with the whole cast waving goodbye, and Bruce is seen keeling over with laughter.
Along with some of the other skits, these four specifically go viral. WE raises a fuck ton of money, and everyone loves Bruce.
THE END
LOVE YOU ALL!! Let me know what you think :D
#battinson#bruce wayne#batman#batman 2022#the batman 2022#the batman#battinson needs a hug#gotham#dc universe#dc#saturday night live#snl#soft bruce wayne#batdad#batfamily#gotham city#brucie wayne#only in gotham#give battinson a child 2k23
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shoot an arrow through my heart
max verstappen x reader
there's something you need to hear max say, but you're not sure if he's actually going to say it. you do know one thing though, it was always gonna be you and max.
a/n: started this longer ago than i'd like to admit but here we are! a big thank you to my fave beta reader K and to @scuderiahoney who helped me figure out all the banner image stuff. based on prompt #966 from this list.
masterlist
It starts with Lando. Because doesnât it always?Â
Lando says shit he doesnât mean, Lando says things just for the sake of saying them. Lando says things as if they are fundamentally truths when they are in fact are lies.
And so, one moment youâre hanging out with Lando, letting him talk you down from buying the little trinket of the week youâve fixated on, and the next heâs saying that Max is in love with you, saying it like itâs a truth, and then moving on as if he hasnât just tilted your world on its axis.
And then, before you know it, youâre banging on Maxâs front door trying to figure out if itâs true or not.Â
Trying to figure out if your best friend is in love with you.
âMax! Open the door.â
He doesnât.
You honestly donât know if you want him to, or what youâre going to do when he does. Or if he even will, Max doesnât know youâre here and you donât even know if heâs home.
Youâre just about ready to search for the spare key, the one you told him to hide in the firehose down the hallway because having a fake rock in front of his door makes no sense when he lives in an apartment building, when the door is flung open and a very grumpy looking Max, headset in hand, is giving you just about the most fed-up, unimpressed, stare youâve seen in your life.
âAre you in love with me?â You canât help it, the words foreign on your tongue but thereâs an urgency to get them out and into the space in between you. Youâre so desperate to hear him say it back.
Max blinks at you, bewildered at your words. You can see the gears turning in his head trying to work out what you just said and if youâre being honest you donât know if you should be offended at the fact that the answer isnât an immediate yes.
His brow furrows and his lips purse, âwhat?â
A beat passes, and then another, and then the idiot actually has the audacity to close the door.
You roll your eyes, even if he canât see it you know that he knows that youâre doing it. As you push the exasperation out of your lungs you knock again.
âMax, nuh-uh, that is not going to work, open the door and answer my question.â
Nothing.
You bang your fist on the door one more time for good measure, âMax, you know I know where your spare key is and we both know that Iâll let myself in if necessary.â
Itâs true and he knows it.Â
There have been many nights where youâve verged on the edge of too far gone and walked from the club to his apartment. Nights where you didnât want the fun to end so instead of going home you go to Maxâs where you can cuddle and coo at Jimmy and Sassy and sit around in comfy clothes and watch as Max putters around doing whatever it was he was doing before you came over.
Itâs true. He knows it. But still, he doesnât open the door.
You sigh and softly thump your forehead against Maxâs front door, through the absence of your knocking you can hear his nervous shuffling on the other side. The inquisitive meows from the cats, the faint scrape of the peephole cover as Max checks to see if youâre still there, if youâre still waiting for him.Â
You would wait for him for forever, but thatâs just for you to know really.
Max opens the door again, just the barest amount. Just enough so his eyes, wide and disbelieving can lock onto yours.Â
Theyâre so blue, you donât know how you never noticed it before, so classically storybook blue that youâre really starting to wonder if this is all some kind of weird dream where youâre standing at his doorstep begging to be loved by him, like some kind of cheesy romcom star. Because after all, arenât you just a girl standing in front of a guy?
âYouâre in love with me.â
The words stretch the impossible distance between the two of you. Even when heâs halfway around the globe heâs never felt this far away.
And still, somehow, you feel too close to him. Like somehow all the other versions of you and him have been false proxies to what youâre reaching for right now. Like all of a sudden, somehow, heâs been molded into your every contour of your soul and you donât want anything else
The door edges open a little wider.
âAre you asking me that or are you telling me?â
Heâs stalling, you both know it. But, you canât really bring yourself to do more than give him a fondly smile and roll your eyes at him. Because you know, if the roles were reversed, if he was the one throwing pebbles like some kind of suave Dutch romeo, demanding to know if you were in love with him, you would be doing the same thing.
âYou and I both know how much you like being told what to do.â With a sigh Max opens the door to his apartment a little wider once more to let you in, âand yet, youâre still here telling me to open my door.â
You canât really fault him for that one can you?
You make your way to the living room where you settle down on your spot on the couch while Max flits around the living room. Sassy is meowing at Max, desperate for a taste of the outside she only ever gets when the front door opens, and even though he knows sheâs not going to make a run for it he still takes the time to half-heartedly shoo her away.
Max does this, dragging his feet, until both of the cats have curled up next to you on the couch and it is only then that he makes his way over to you. Coming to stand behind the armrest on his side of the couch, putting a little too much distance between the two of you for you to not feel spurned by him.
You can hear it in silence between you, you can feel it in the way your body seems to ache from having him in the ways you have him now and not in the ways you want to have him.
Youâre not ready to have this conversation.
Thereâs a part of you that almost wants to say nevermind and forget that you even said anything in the first place. But deep down you know that the two of you have been putting on this elaborate dog and pony show for far too long. Youâre only delaying the inevitable.
âSo,â you say, nervously running your fingers over the fabric of the couch. âIs it true?â
You try to catch his eye as you say it, not only to try to make sure he doesn't chicken out but to see the reaction he gives. You want to see his soul and know that he means whatever he says.
But Max doges your gaze at every move in a way that makes him look like a kicked puppy. And youâre not really sure what it means but you can feel the way the dynamic has shifted. All of a sudden the two of you are on shaky ground, not sure where you stand with each other. Even though two hours earlier you would have called him your best friend with your entire heart.
âWell?â
âPlease,â he says your name, strained and with a weight to it that you donât quite want to acknowledge, âdonât make me say it.â
Youâre not above begging, you really arenât, but something about the way he sounds makes you falter. Just a little.
âMax,â you say his name softly, âI think you and I both know what your answer is going to be.â
âThen why do you need to hear it so bad?â His words bite, tinged with an anger that you know he doesn't really mean. âSo, I can say it back!â Your words match the sharpness in his and you can see how much they throw Max off kilter.
He blinks at you and then rocks on his feet, first a step forward and then a step back like heâs blown away by the force of what you said. âOh.â
âYeah.â
âWhy did you never tell me?â
You cross your arms and shrug your shoulders, âit was a personal issue.â
âYou being in love with me kind of also involves me.âÂ
You really donât want to admit that heâs right on with that one.
You huff and shrug your shoulders again, âwell it goes both ways, why didnât you say anything?â
âI asked first,â Max shoots back.
You groan at his response and launch yourself up towards Max in a play attempt to strangle him. âArgh, youâre so!â You drape your arms over his shoulders as you slump against him, head resting in the spot where his shoulder meets his neck, âGod I hate you.â
Max laughs underneath you, his arms coming up to wrap around your waist, âyou evidently donât.â
âYou're so silly,â you sigh, tilting your head up to look at him. "You want to hear me say it so bad."
Your nose nearly brushes against his, heâs so close you think you could count every single one of his eyelashes if you tried.
Max makes a noise thatâs somewhere between exasperated and surprised and you know that youâre toeing the line with your teasing
You always know when to give in when it comes to him.
âOkay, yes, I love you! I love you,â you say, âdo you love me?â
âYeah, I do,â Max says as he moves to cradles your jaw in his hands. âI love you.â
You grin, âgood. Now kiss me please.â
And he does. He does and it feels like all the cliche things people say. It feels like coming home, it feels like fireworks are going off in the background, it feels like you were meant to be, that he was made for you just as much as you were made for him.
And you just know. You know that there can never be anyone else but him. That there was a version of you before Max and now thereâs going to be a version of you thatâs with Max, but thereâs never going to be a you after Max.
âI love you.â Softer, quieter this time.
You donât dare look him in the eye, instead choosing to press your cheek against his and stare out the window of his apartment. Your gaze settles somewhere in the distance as you try to memorize the feel of his body pressed up against yours.
You curl your fingers around the hair at the nape of his neck, tugging absentmindedly as you say, âIâm glad that worked out, I didnât even know you were home.â
He pulls away from you to fix you with a look that is so quintessentially Max, âyou have my location on your phone, youâre always stalking me,â he says, punctuating his words with little jabs to your shoulder.
Itâs true, and you honestly donât know why you didnât try to check his location in the first place, your logic getting lost somewhere in the panic of knowing that he loved you.Â
âMhmm.â You shrug noncommittally, trying very hard to ignore the rushing feeling of warmth in your chest that comes with the realization that Max was so ingrained in your life and you in his from the start.Â
You try not to think about the fact your toothbrush sits next to his in his bathroom, about the fact that your hand automatically gravitates to his favorite spoon in your cutlery drawer, the one you can identify solely based on the weight of it in your hand. You try very hard to think about how you couldnât separate the love from the friendship.
It was always gonna be you and Max.Â
Thereâs a silence between you for a moment. You try to match your breath to his and let the sounds of outside filter through your ears. And for a moment you can hear how the rest of the world keeps turning, even when your world has stopped spinning on its axis.
âSo, what now?â Max asks, turning his head to press kisses to your hairline, his hand squeezing your waist. You can feel his nose brush against your temple as he makes his way down, lips featherlight on your skin. The intimacy of it makes your blood sing with electricity.Â
You pull âMhmm, you could take me to bed?â
Itâs half serious, half a joke. Youâve waited so long to have Max like this that now that you finally do you want him in all ways possible. But still, thereâs some young and girlish part of you that wants it to be special.
Max pretends to think about it for a little bit and itâs so impossibly silly that you have to resist the urge to strangle him again for it, âitâs three in the afternoon, I think itâs a little early for sleep.â
âYou know thatâs not what I mean, stop being a smartass.â
Max smiles, taking your hand in his and lacing your fingers together. âWell,â he says, âhow about I send you home so you can get all nice and pretty for me and then Iâll come pick you up and take you to a nice dinner, hmm?â
You flush, not just from the way he pours honey, slow and sweet, into your ear, but from the way it feels like this was always meant to be. Like you were always meant to have this, always meant to have him.Â
âAnd then,â he says, dropping your hand to pull you in by your belt loops so your hips are press flush against his, âafter dinner, thatâs when Iâll take you to bed.â
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As soon as Wandererâs eyes laid upon the ball of fluff in your palms, he had said with a disdainful glare to âdiscard of that at once.â
But you arenât having any of it. The little kitten curled up by your chest is looking up at you so adorably that you simply canât discard it, no matter what your boyfriend might say. In fact, the shade of the cat reminds you of his eyesâbut saying that would provoke him further, and youâre already on thin ice, letting the cute stray run around your shared home while he makes a face at each sight of its fur.
You coo as the kitten licks your nose when you hold him up to your face. âDo I name him after you? Can I name him after you? Iâm naming him after you.â
His eyes narrow, glaring at the impossibly tiny space between you and the animal. âYou are not naming it after me.â
âKuni,â you negotiate. Not that he has a choice anyway because you already have your mind set on it. âKuni, baby, are you hungry? Do you want some food?â
Your Kunikuzushi bristles, hackles rising. âSeriously? Youâre doing this?â
The cat, as if beckoned by his voice, paws at him. âMeow,â the little kitten says softly. Wanderer, to the catâs dismay, doesnât respond; he simply rises from his seat and leaves.
So itâs established that youâve long accepted that Wanderer is not fond of your new pet.
A crying shame because the cat adores him. You donât know if thereâs anything deep to his hatred for your new stray or if heâs just jealous that your undivided attention is no longer on him, but you took pity and decided to own the responsibility of taking care of it.
Which makes it a surprise to come home one day and see your boyfriend nestled against your bed with the kitten curled up on his chest, meowing as he smiles faintly and rubs its head with a finger.
âWhat? Donât tell me youâre hungry again?â he murmurs. If you had been in another room, you wouldn't have heard it yourself. âDonât get too greedy.â
Your breath hitches, too afraid to shatter this moment by bursting into the room. Then again, you shouldâve realized that the cat has been sticking too long around him too often without something at play. Perhaps the reason why itâs so fond of your boyfriend is because of secret tender moments like this.
âYour owner will get mad at me if I overfeed you,â he says conspiratorially, rubbing his finger against the catâs chin while it purrs and nuzzles its face further into his palm for more.
Your heart melts, a tiny noise escaping your lips at the sight of the ever-so-haughty Wanderer on the bed, all but cuddling with your pet.
Wandererâs eyes snap the crack of the door, perfectly meeting yours as if he knew all along that you were there. âNot a word.â
You gasp, enough to startle Wanderer and make him jump but not enough to wake the sleeping kitten on his hat. Lambadâs Tavern is a little empty, with only an adult or two hanging around to drink their sorrows away or loosen up to their heart's content. And you and your boyfriend are tucked in the far corner, where no one would bother to peep.
âKunikuzushi!â you cry out, hands hovering around his head in panic. âKuni, careful, what if Kuni falls?â
Kunikuzushi the human(?)âs face twists in confusion. âYou should have never named it that.â
âKuni,â you hiss as his movements have caused the cat to stir, yet miraculously not wake. âDonât let him fall, âkay? God, I canât bring myself to even leave my seat.â
He sighs, long and heavy. âIâm not going to drop him. Have more faith in me, will you? I have a better sense of balance than any of you in this Tavern combined.â
âBut what if he falls and you accidentally attack him by trying to save him?â
âIâm not gonna wind blade the fucking cat.â
Youâre staring at the kitten, who is, unfortunately, looking all too much at home on Wandererâs hat as if itâs more comfortable than his own bed at home. Itâs even worse that Wanderer spoils the cat rotten and lets him sleep wherever he wants. Now, wherever he walks, he has a tiny animal asleep on the top of his head.
Wanderer huffs, squeezing your mouth with a hand to prevent you from arguing. âIf you love the cat, you will get us food and avoid waking it up with your yapping, got it?â
âAw,â you smile, âyou donât wanna wake him up?â
He scowls. âAre you going to let us starve?â
The sight of him and the kitten looks too adorable. You canât resist from agreeing to whatever Kuni the human is ordering you to do. You rise from your seat, leaving but not forgetting to kiss the catâs head and Wandererâs cheek, who flushes brightly and grumbles but doesnât complain.
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Hiii congrats on hitting 200!! I love the concept you got going on!! Iâd like to request Andromeda and the prompt 20? Emily letâs you borrow a shirt or sweater but seeing you on her clothes is her fave thing so she is all lovey dovey and all super super clingy and sweet. Donât worry about it if you donât feel like this, I understand â€ïž
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Itâs not that you want to go home, but at this point you practically have no choice.
âEm, I donât have any clean clothes.â You mumble, trying your best not to sink into her embrace as she hugs you from behind. Itâs a very effective trap.
âWell gee, itâs not like thereâs a fully stocked closet here.â Her voice drips with sarcasm. You roll your eyes.
âEmilyââ
She turns you around abruptly, cutting the protest off just as it reaches your lips. Those eyes of hers stare into your soul as she cups your cheek with a warm hand, her brows furrowing in disapproval.
âHoney, Iâm serious. We can throw your clothes in the wash. Iâm pretty sure this,â she tugs at your sweater, âis clean, but you can borrow mine if you donât wanna wear it anymore.â
Itâs not technically dirty; you wore it last night after your shower and slept in it until you woke up a little over an hour ago, wanting to go home for a change of clothes.Â
Except thereâs someone blocking your way.
Emily has a way with words, you think, trying to make yourself feel better about submitting to her will so embarrassingly easily.
âYouâre sure itâs fine?â You ask, nuzzling your cheek into her palm.
Itâs Emilyâs turn to roll her eyes. âNo, sorry, weâve exchanged bodily fluids but I draw the line at you wearing my clothes.â
Her dry tone makes you want to kiss herâjust to shut her up. So you do, because youâre officially not going home and the weekend is stretched out in front of you and youâre not going to waste a single precious second with your girlfriend.
She smiles into the kiss, sensing her victory, and you canât even be mad about it.
âYouâre such a fucking smartass.â You murmur against her lips anyway.
Emily grins. âAll part of my charm,â she says as she drags you back to her room, her fingers fitting themselves between yours. Sergio trots beside you as you pad into her room, winding his way around Emilyâs ankles just as sheâs opening her closet door.
She ignores the cat and rifles through her closet, searching for a sweater that looks appropriately your size. Seeing as sheâs busy searching, you bend down and pick up Sergio instead, lavishing him with the attention Emily is withholding.
âEmily can be so mean, huh, Serg?â You whisper, scratching behind the catâs ears. He melts into a purring puddle in your arms, yellow eyes slitting closed. âShe bullies you into doing whatever she wants, and she does it with the prettiest brown eyes you canât ever say no to.â You cuddle Sergio to your chest as Emily turns, a smile playing on her lips and a sweater held in her hand.
âI heard all of that.â
âAw, damn it,â you blow a melodramatic sigh, âeven the part about your pretty eyes?â
A light blush stains her cheeks pink. âEverything.â She shoves the sweater into your chest, above Sergio. The cat meows in protest and you laugh, throwing the sweater over your shoulder and letting him down.
ââ
You canât even reach the ladle.
âSweetheart, Iâm gonna need my arms.â The smile is audible in your voice.
You canât pretend not to love this. Ever since you came out of the bathroom wearing Emilyâs sweater, sheâs been wrapped around you like a vine. The sweater itself is warm and comfortable, smelling faintly of her, and it brings with it a noticeable bonus: Emilyâs clinginess.Â
Her head is buried in your neck now, her arms wrapped around you and trapping your arms to your sides.
âIs it a matter of utmost importance?â She murmurs into your neck. A small kiss is dropped there, her soft lips brushing against your skin.
âAfraid so.âÂ
Emily sighs. She loosens her grip and frees your arms just enough that you can scoop the pancake batter into the pan. When a perfect circle starts to sizzle, bubbles popping along its edge, you turn to face the brunette holding you hostage.
Her arms wrap around your neck and she immediately presses her body into yours. You grin as you hug her back, one of your hands sliding into her mussed hair.
âAnybody ever tell you youâre clingy?â You whisper, your voice teasing as you brush a kiss on her hairline.
âNever.â Emilyâs voice is muffled into the collar of your sweater.
The pancake starts to smell, so you turn carefully with Emily still in your arms and free one of your hands to flip it. Itâs a darker brown, evidently showing your neglect.
âSo youâre just like this with me?â You stroke her hair, twirling a dark strand around your finger. Emily nuzzles deeper into your neck, apparently trying to crawl under your skin.
âMhm. You look good in my clothes.â She turns her head and her lips catch the edge of your jaw.
âSo thatâs what this is about,â you laugh, sliding the overcooked pancake off the griddle and onto a plate. Emilyâs hands sneak under the hem of yourâherâsweater, and you feel her lips turn up in a smile as she hums.
âItâs just a small part of it,â she admits quietly, turning her head to watch you scoop out another pancake onto the pan.
âLa razĂłn principal es porque te amo.â
You donât understand what she says, but with her soft voice and tender touches, the message comes across more than clear. Squeezing her waist, you kiss her brow.
âI love you too.â
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LADS Zayne: I Knead You | SFW
This was just a quick writing warm up, because I was playing the event (has no spoilers in here) and I just...give Zayne a pet cat. He deserves one. The title is from a song my friend shared with me when I was trying to come up with what to call this.
(Also sorry if there's typos, they're paid actors)
⧠Pairings: Zayne x Reader ⧠Warnings: None ⧠Synopsis: You come home, and you brought home a new addition to your little family with Zayne. ⧠Word Count: 1.3k
Disclaimer: This is an original fan work for âLove and Deepspaceâ. Do not repost on other platforms or plagiarize. All characters shown in this fic is 18+.
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Zayne
I Knead You
It wasnât often that Zayne found himself getting concerned by something you did. For the most part, he was used to your antics. You would always do something to keep him on his toes, and it brought a sense of excitement to his life. Today, however, was bringing more concern than any other emotion.
It was as though the moment he said, âWelcome back,â he found himself regretting it. Watching as you walked backward into the home with something in your hands made him wonder what you did. The way your shoulders had also tensed up wasnât doing much, and then the gentle âmeowâ from your arms solidified in his head, which is precisely why you had come home so late today.
âWhatâs in your hands?â Zayne said with a sigh, already knowing the answer but needing you to confirm it.
âIâll tell you, but you have to promise not to be mad.â You said, not turning around just yet. You were facing away from him with the creature firmly pressed against your chest as if trying to keep it calm and quiet.
âI wonât get bad, but I make no promises on being disappointed in your actions.â He said, a ghost of a smile already on his lips. You were acting like a child right now who did something they definitely werenât supposed to do. You were aware of this as well, but you honestly had a feeling if you had straight up asked him to do this, heâd say no. If he had seen it in your arms already, the chances of keeping the creature would have been higher.
In truth, you had already spoken to Yvonne about the situation, and she claimed she had been thinking about getting a cat. You had asked her if Zayne says no to keep it and if sheâd be willing to. Of course, she said yes, excited about the prospect, and if Zayne happened to be fine with keeping a new pet, then sheâd just go out and get her own, and you would set up kitty play dates.
âOkay, see, I think being disappointed is ten times worse, but I think thatâs the best imma get out of you soâŠâ You finally turned around to show Zayne the orange tabby in your arms. The small cat let out a confused âmewâ noise as it looked around the nice house. Zayne took a moment to stare and shook his head, letting out a small sigh.
âIf you had wanted a cat, we couldâve discussed it.â He said, already standing up from his spot on the couch. He placed his laptop on the coffee table as he got closer to you. The cat in your arms is wriggling a bit at hearing someone and smelling the subtleness of Zayneâs aftershave in the air. It was clear the man had been ready for bed, wearing some pajamas with his hair still slightly damp; he had been waiting for you to come home, âWe donât even have cat supplies.â
âOh see, thatâs where youâre wrong.â You said with a chuckle. Zayne looked confused for a moment as you placed the little fur ball into his arms. The cat immediately began curling into him, nuzzling its face against his chest as if Zayne had always been its owner. âCome, follow.â You said, and Zayne found himself doing just that, following you through his own house to the guest bedroom he had set up.
When you opened the door, he saw a variety of cat supplies: toys, a bed, a few cat trees, treats, and food. Of course, he hadnât checked the guest room; he never had a reason to, judging by how it was rare for a guest to say the night. It used to be for you, but you had long since evolved in your relationship and now shared the same room.
âWhat brought this on?â He said he was going to pet the cat. The small tabby began batting at his hand as if he were playing with it, and he found himself going alone, moving a finger around for his paws to tap at it. He was a bit surprised when it didnât try to use its claws on him, and it even seemed comfortable being in his arms.
âWellâŠafter that photo shoot last month, I just thoughtâŠmaybe it was time to expand the family.â You said with a subtle blush. You and Zayne werenât married, not by a long shot, but you acted like a married couple of 20 years most of the time. So, of course, you had thought of the two of you as a small family at this point. Zayneâs eyes widened a bit in surprise before going back to the usual, relaxed demeanor he had around you.
âSo this has been on your mind for a while then?â he asked, slowly letting the cat down onto the floor. The small tabby began wandering off into the room, probably to explore some things while you two talked.
âYes, it has beenâŠso can we keep him?â you asked, and Zayne had a hard time saying no. Thankfully, you hadnât brought home a puppy, or heâd be turning down the offer so much faster. Cats could be independent for long hours of the day, and if needed, they could set up an automatic feeder for nights when theyâd both be coming home late.
âWe canâŠhave you namedâŠhim?â Zayne asked, unsure as to the gender of the cat. You giggled as you looked at the cat and then back at him.
âFigured if you said yes, we could brainstorm some names together.â You said, grabbing a small name tag that was blank. Youâd have to go to the pet store to have it engraved later, but you placed it in his hand. He moved it around like it was a coin and gave you a small, knowing look.
âSo you wanted to name our new child together?â the way he said it had your entire face going hot. You cleared your throat as you nodded.
âYes, after all, heâs our kitty. I chose him specifically for us. Heâs perfect in every way.â You began, and then Zayne heard a small thump as the cat ran into the bed frame. The small cat looked at it, using its paws to look over the frame, âItâs a bit quirky. It runs into a lot of things. It actually ran into my leg in the shelter and then the glass window. It was funny, and I loved him.â
âYou bought a blind cat,â Zayne said as the realization dawned on him.
âI bought a blind cat. He didnât like to eat his carrots.â You were trying so hard not to laugh at the statement. While the cat wasnât fully blind, the person at the shelter did warn you that his eyesight wasnât veryâŠgood.
Zayne was silent for a moment before grabbing your waist and pulling you closer. He put his forehead on yours as he looked at you, âIs this a warning about my future?â he asked, a subtle smile on his lips.
âWould you eat carrots if I made it into cake form?â You asked, then jumped slightly, your body pressing into Zayneâs as the cat suddenly began rubbing against your leg. You heard Zayne chuckle as he let you go and opted to scoop the cat back into his arms. The cat seemed to enjoy being held as it immediately relaxed into his grasp, once again nuzzling against him.
âIâm fairly certain carrot cake gets rid of all the nutritional benefits of the actual carrot.â He explained, and you hummed.
âIt probably does, but that doesnât answer my question.â You said, your voice still taking a teasing edge.
âItâs a no from me.â
âRude.â
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saw the soft thoughts post and i hope iâm not late >.< please forgive my typos or grammatical errors love i just woke up đ„č
soooo imagine a lazy saturday morning with hyunjin where you both just wanted to sleep in and cuddle on your shared bet until late in the morning. apparently you had to force yourself to get up because you were getting hungry and hyunjinâbeing a clingy boyfriendâis sticking to you like glue, and be like ânoooooo donât go!!!â because he doesnât want to get out of bed but you had to drag him up. he became a pouty baby while being clingyyyy maybe a backhug when you were cooking, a stolen kiss when you were about to eat, helping you wash the dishes but he put some soap bubbles on the tip of your nose, asked you to go out and the spend the rest of the day with him outside maybe stroll around the city, an art museum date, go to a cafĂ© and watch him sketch/paint you~
ughh to be loved by an artist bro iâm still half asleep so i hope iâm making sense... anyway have a good one deni ! đœđ©·
ïčÊÉËïč. genre: fluff and a loooot of kissing, you've been warned lol
ïčÊÉËïč. a/n: my love <3 this is the cutest idea ever!! thank you so so much for trusting me to write it hehe <3 listen, this got quite steamy in the middle, idk what happened i blacked out fgsdgkj can't help myself when it comes to this man apparently. anywayss, hope you'll enjoy it <333
Mornings spent sleeping in with the love of your life, all cuddle up and intertwined, were truly your absolute favorite, a blessing you didnât take for granted. You were both busy people, with busy lives that accommodated one another like it was the most natural thing in the world, fitting together like the last two pieces needed to complete the puzzle which revealed your love story.
Hyunjin was a heavy sleeper, clinging to every thread, no matter how thin, that transported him to dreamland to rest a little more. Just five more minutes, that turned into ten, fifteen, which ended up stretching into half an hour on good days. On the bad ones, when he was more tired than usual, nothing could get Hyunjin out of bed before the afternoon rolled around. You understood â he needed his rest â but it didnât make missing him and his bright smile any easier.
You never knew you could miss someone even while they were dozing off next to you, blissfully unaware of how your heart almost jumped out of your chest to slip under his shirt just to feel his beating, desperately searching for confirmation he felt the same. And he did, of course he did, how could he not when your name and sweet face were constantly spinning around in his mind like some sort of live wallpaper, making him unable to concentrate even on simple tasks?
Though right now, neither of you was sleeping, cuddling to Hyunjinâs chest with one leg over his lap as you caught him up on the latest work gossip. Youâve been awake for almost two hours now and for once, the universe seemed to be on your side as no sunray managed to peek through the small crack left in the curtains, allowing you to continue lying around in peace.
âAnyway, so the printer caught on fire and that was Kimâs last straw. She threw all the papers on the floor and then proceeded to plop down on them and cry. I felt so bad.â
Despite his empathetic nature, Hyunjin lets out a short laugh, voice still husky and laced with sleep as his fingers tangled in your hair. âHow did she even manage to do that?â
âIt wasnât her fault.â You yawn, hiding your face in his chest briefly. âJay used the printer last to scan pictures of his catâs toe beans and I guess some fur got stuck in there and ruined everything.â
He slowly shakes his head, whistling. âSee, thatâs why Iâm a dog person.â
Prompting your chin on his chest, you look at him with raised eyebrows. âOk Mr. meows at cats because he wants to get into their good graces.â
âThat was one time!â
You giggle and he joins soon after, staring deeply into your eyes until the laughter dies down and every thought leaves your mind like it wasnât even there to begin with. Dark eyes dart between yours and your lips, subconsciously licking his plush bottom one and telling you exactly where his train of thought has stopped. Patience was not one of Hyunjinâs virtues, so the hand in your hair moves lower to cup the back of your neck, bringing you closer as you quickly adjust, both hands sprawling on his chest to help you lean down and finally connect your lips.
The kiss is slow, lips merging perfectly as neither of you is in any rush, content to take the time to taste each other. However, it quickly gets messy, tongues meeting and complicating the familiar dance, making it hot and breathy but oh so delicious. Youâd be lying if you didnât admit youâve been waiting for this ever since he woke up, constantly thinking about his rosy lips and driving yourself crazy as whatever he was saying faded in and out of hazy memory.
Hyunjin kissed you like no other, like kissing was an art he invented just to practice on you. One he managed to master throughout the years of your relationship but couldnât get enough of, obsessed with the idea of improving and finding another unexplored corner he could take over and claim as his own.
A cold hand slides easily under your top, gripping at your waist in an effort to bring you closer, almost causing your arms to give out. You break away from the kiss and Hyunjin whines, displeased but still helps you settle on top of him more comfortably, guiding your body as you straddle his hips.
This new position allows for better access to what youâre both desiring, with Hyunjin wasting no more time in bringing you back down again, capturing your lips. With both hands on exposed thighs, the shirt he gave you to sleep in barely covering anything, Hyunjin loses himself in the taste of you, licking into your mouth and lightly biting on your bottom lip as your hands move lower over his stomach, needing to discard him of the annoying clothing.
You make to pull away but his lips follow, causing him to sit up and move one of his hands on the small of your back for support, not allowing you to slip away from him. With a mind of their own, your hands quickly abandon his shirt and move around his shoulders, meeting at his nape to deepen the kiss and lick at his bottom lip which he appreciates by the groan he lets out.
You feel him everywhere, hands groping and squeezing every bit of your body in the exact way he knew you loved, turning you to putty into his hold. By now, his dark hair is a mess from all the pulling â your fingers needed something to anchor onto.
âHyun.â You inhale deeply, his lips moving down your jaw, restless.
âYeah, baby?â He mumbles, barely hearing you.
âBreakfast.â You gasp out as he lightly bites the skin, quick to soothe it with his tongue. âIâm hungry.â Mostly true, youâve been lying here for hours after all, who wouldnât be hungry? But also because you knew if you didnât stop him now, neither of you would get to eat anything before dinner time rolls around.
Hyunjin pauses, hot breath fanning your neck as he slowly tilts his head to look at you, his wet and swollen lips distracting. Heâs speechless for a moment, almost like he canât believe you interrupted him, like a child whose favorite toy is abruptly taken away. When it clicks in his head you are actually serious, Hyunjin barely registers the way you peck his lips as he rolls his eyes.
âWow, ok connoisseur of romance. What a way to ruin the moment.â
You giggle as he gently lays you down on your back, knowing he could never be truly upset, no matter what kind of stunt you pull. He was most likely thankful you said something, surely hungry himself.
Scooting towards the end of the bed, your feet barely get to touch the hardwood floor before Hyunjinâs arms circle your middle once again, pulling you to his warm chest without a word.
âNo, donât go!â He whines, burring his head in your shoulder in protest.
Your heart squeezes in your chest, pounding from all the love you carried for your other half, the man you couldnât imagine life without.
âBaby.â You coo, softly running your fingers over his hands on your stomach in a way to coax him. âHow am I supposed to cook us breakfast otherwise?â
Hyunjin sighs, squeezing you to his chest for two more heartbeats before releasing his hold and allowing you to stand up. When you turn to face him, one of his big hands has already brought yours to his lips to plant a feather like kiss on your knuckles.
âDonât go without me.â He mumbles, pouting slightly, and you almost explode like a piñata, staining him with your love and adoration that will surely trap him in this apartment for days trying to get it out. Not like heâd ever mind if that were possible, proudly showing off and talking about your feelings for him to anyone whoâd listen, right after talking their ear off about the love he holds for you.
So, that morning, you waddle together to the kitchen like two penguins with Hyunjin refusing to stop hugging you from behind even when you started cooking. And after that, spoon feeding you on the counter and forgetting all about his needs until you threatened to take away his cuddles.
He caved in immediately.
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